Some Of My Favourite Novel Openings


I am living at the Villa Borghese. There is not a crumb of dirt any-

where, nor a chair misplaced. We are alone here and we are dead.

~ Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer


It was a pleasure to burn.

~ Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451


It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

~ George Orwell, 1984


In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village

that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. In

the bed of the river there were pebbles and boulders, dry and white

in the sun, and the water was clear and swiftly moving and blue in

the channels. Troops went by the house and down the road and the

dust they raised powdered the leaves of the trees. The trunks of the

trees too were dusty and the leaves fell early that year and we saw

the troops marching along the road and the dust rising and leaves,

stirred by the breeze, falling and the soldiers marching and after-

ward the road bare and white except for the leaves.

~ Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms


All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

~ Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of

wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it

was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was

the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of

despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we

were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other

way

~ Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities


Justice? — You get justice in the next world, in this world you

have the law.

~ William Gaddis, A Frolic Of His Own


It began as a mistake.

~ Charles Bukowski, Post Office